This was sent to me on another forum, thougt I'd foward it here:

"INSTALLING LOVE
>
> Tech Support: Yes, ... how can I help you?
>
> Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install
> Love. Can you guide me though the process?
>
> Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
>
> Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready.
> What do I do first?
>
> Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you
> located your Heart?
>
> Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now.
> Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
>
> Tech Support: What programs are running?
>
> Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge
> and Resentment running right now.
>
> Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt
> from your current operating system. It may remain in your
> permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs.
> Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of
> its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely
> turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from
> being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
>
> Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
>
> Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke
> Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and
> Resentment have been completely erased.
>
> Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that
> normal?
>
> Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base
> program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to
> get the upgrades.
>
> Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says,
> "Error - Program not run on external components". What should I
> do?
>
> Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set
> up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your
> Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love
> yourself before you can Love others.
>
> Customer: So, what should I do?
> Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the
> following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and
> Acknowledge your Limitations.
>
> Customer: Okay, done.
>
> Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The
> system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching
> faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose
> Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to
> make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
>
> Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files.
> Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are
> copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
>
> Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but
> eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is
> installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is
> Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone
> you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some
> cool modules back to you.
>
> Author Unknown

"We exist in the shadow of the realm of true forms" --Plato
If this resonates look up sacred geometry(i.e. platonic solids)

11/10 on the corniness meter...but i enjoyed it

eye for an eye and the world goes blind...

beautiful.

aside while in front...who are you Canadians voting for? Americans in November? the ndp have a real chance and provide a real change. they'll rescue what's left of Trudeau's (the most inclusive we've seen) Canada! David Miller started with 9% popularity in the Toronto polls for last October's municipal election and went on to become mayor. vote for love!

Over here in BC the NDP has left a sour, sour taste in our mouth...Fast Cat Ferries alone took away their popularity, never mind the scandal around the former Premier. I'm leaning either towards Conservative or Liberal


eye for an eye and the world goes blind...

could you fill me in on the ferries and the premier? what did the ndp do socially? i should know this stuff b4 touting them...conservatives tho i think would make a scary country. liberals would stick to what they've been doing. which isn't good but better than cnsrvtv in my opinion.

I don't know how this became a thread about the Federal election but. . . .

I'm voting for NDP, fo shizzle!

Don't hold what happend here and BC against the NDP. That was our premiers fault not the actual NDP. There are different parts in different provinces and it was more of B.C.'s Legislature's fault. VOTE IN LOVE




"Life is a lesson the cannot be taught be must be learned"
-Indication

thanks for clarifying, Indication. b4 i'd had the impression, i can't remember why, that complaints were cause the ndp spent money on the public, but my response to that was it's expensive to care about people! but yeah...my x is going next to them 3 letters! it is important to vote for your neighbourhood but no past mp's have been visible here, so I'll support the party.

There's also the recently passed clause that each party receives $1.75 for every vote they receive.